The New Jersey record for the shortest discus throw

Jim Duba, you were the one, the true, the original man, myth, and legend.

Another sports season, another crazy story. This may be one of those "you had to be there moments", but let me assure you, those unfortunate enough not to be at Shawnee High School for the South Jersey Relay Championships, this was probably THE FUNNIEST THING I have ever been part of.
Track and Field is a great sport...well, maybe not the track part cause you are always running around, sweating, being all out of breath and tired, and well, it just looks like it sucks. Field is where it's at, especially the throwing events. You only are allowed to move at most six feet across the discus circle. Not only can you eat whatever you want whenever you want, but you are encouraged to do so and the only time you sweat is if you are really fat and sweat all the time anyway, like Brandon Barrett. In fact, Brandon was Duba's discus partner for the meet. They were entered into the Junior varsity Group that Saturday with the promise of doing half decent if they applied themselves and had a good day.
Let me explain a little bit about relay meets. You and your partner each get three throws, the best of which is kept from each thrower and these two numbers are added together to arrive at your total distance. Throwing the discus is somewhat simple...here are the rules. You have to enter and leave the throwing circle from the back half. If you walk out the front or step outside the circle at any time, your throw is considered "fouled" and is not measured. After you throw the discus, a referee marks where it first hits and that distance is measured from the front of the circle. Just so you have an idea, I threw around 150 feet. That's about it for the rules.
Big Joe Hayes was the biggest blackest dude I have ever meet. He was from Rancocus Valley High School and his feet were so big he told us he had to have velcro specially put on them because laces just didn't cut it. He was the awesomest, funny dude and had to be like 6'8" 400lbs (I later saw Joe at Rutgers where he proceeded to drink 12 large glasses of whole milk while standing infront of the milk machine). The funniest thing was he loved Duba, thought he was the funniest kid alive and this kinda made a Jabba the Hut/little laughing thing that hangs around Jabba the Hut relationship.
It was a beautiful day, perfect for the event. It was the kind of day that required very little warming up to prepare; however, Duba and Big Joe Hayes and I think Timmer started throwing the football around to warm up way to early. Joe was so big he could absolutely launch that football, requiring Duba to keep running after it and try as hard as he could to throw it back, eventually leading to Duba throwing out his shoulder.
So the time comes for Duba to get in the circle with the discus and have his practice throw. He did his steps and lets one go, probably about 75 feet, feels he is ready and waits his turn.
"Some dude UP, some other dude on deck, Duba in the hole", it was almost his turn.
"Some other dude UP, Duba on deck", He is next.
"Duba UP!" Duba enters the back half of the circle, stands in the front, inexplicably drops his apparatus, and proceeds to walk out the back half. The Ref yells "FOUL" and Duba spins around to say "No, that's a legal throw, its in bounds and I walked out the back half of the circle", to which the ref could only agree.
The ref shouts "Six inches" to which Duba replies by throwing up his arms in victory. Everyone laughs, Big Joe Hayes falls out of the bleachers with a mighty thud, Brandon can't even collect himself 15 minutes later. Duba had two more throws that day, both of which went who knows how far, only to be purposely fouled as to hold the six inch mark, which is, to this day, the New Jersey record for the shortest discus throw.