hungry, hungry jimbo

I think I am a popcorn hog. Whenever I sit down to watch a movie and enjoy a bowl of popcorn with someone or a group, I can't help but race to eat more popcorn than anyone else. The problem is I know I do it, but I can't stop. I grab whole handfuls, and I have big hands, and proceed to jam the popcorn down my throat. It is the worst habit and I know I'll never stop. Its like evolution has programed me to ingest massive quantities while its available, like how a goldfish will eat itself to death if given the chance. I also like to eat the popcorn like a lizard and flick my tounge in the bowl and see what sticks. MMMMMMMMMM.......... now I want some popcorn. I do the same thing at the movies to the point my hand is covered with buttery goodness and I'm done my bag after like the second preview. All in all, actors make to much money, and thats the bottom line.