The Garden Club

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

New Jersey is for Morons


That should be our motto, "New Jersey is for Morons". I must be a moron for wanting to move back to the area where I grew up. Do you smell that, that stink, yup its New Jersey and it reeks. Too many times I feel like I'm on a packed subway car, contorting my muscles to try and avoid any human contact even though I know know the impossibility of that act. I try not to make eye contact, but only because everyone else is staring into space or admiring the craphole where they sit. Yes, New Jersey is rotten and becoming more and more like Long Island everyday.

The state is in a deadlock over money. From what I gather, they have spent themselves into a giant hole and now want everyone else to pay for it. Where did the money go? We already have the highest sales tax and I know the casinos contribute over $2 million every day. Somebody told me we also have the highest property tax, but I don't know that for sure. So where is all this money, for real, SOMEBODY AUDIT THE STATE, AUDIT EVERY PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE STATE. Find the money or find where they are blowing all the money. STOP BEING FREAKIN MORONS WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT BEING REELECTED.

You're making Montana look better every day, and I am a man who does not care for mountains.

2 Comments:

  • At 8:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i'm glad you finally realized why i always make fun of jersey. oh, and they closed the casinos down because they can find the $730 million a year elsewhere.

     
  • At 9:48 PM , Blogger Evan said...

    And yet everyone yells at me for wanting to crush unions. Or for supporting Wal-Mart's stance against them.

     

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