hungry, hungry jimbo

I think I am a popcorn hog. Whenever I sit down to watch a movie and enjoy a bowl of popcorn with someone or a group, I can't help but race to eat more popcorn than anyone else. The problem is I know I do it, but I can't stop. I grab whole handfuls, and I have big hands, and proceed to jam the popcorn down my throat. It is the worst habit and I know I'll never stop. Its like evolution has programed me to ingest massive quantities while its available, like how a goldfish will eat itself to death if given the chance. I also like to eat the popcorn like a lizard and flick my tounge in the bowl and see what sticks. MMMMMMMMMM.......... now I want some popcorn. I do the same thing at the movies to the point my hand is covered with buttery goodness and I'm done my bag after like the second preview. All in all, actors make to much money, and thats the bottom line.

I could care less...

Why do people say "I could care less", as in when Stasko tells me about Republicans, and I say "I could care less" all rolling my eyes and dreading every second of the conversation. Wouldn't the correct thing to say be "I couldn't care less", meaning I am at the very basement of caring, that there is NO WAY I could have less appreciation for what that person is saying. To "could care less" seems to imply that your somewhere in the middle of caring and that your all wishy washy about your concern. Overall, I rate this semisarcistic saying a 3/10 due to its snoodiness and resent controversy.