The Garden Club

Friday, September 01, 2006

Oh mama, can this really be the end

The rag man draws circles up and down the block
I'd ask him what the matter was
but I know that he don't talk


I think I have restless leg syndrome cause I've been feeling the need to get out of South Jersey for some time now. For as long as I can remember I have loved this place and always wanted to come back. Well now that I'm back I am realizing that it is not so great. I mean, its okay but I'm sure there are much nicer places, places I've probably never been. I guess the grass is always greener.


to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Why teaching is a great job

After only six months of working it has become obvious to me that teachers have the best jobs. There are several reasons for this:

1. Summers off- Man I missed having this summer off. Number of times I made it to the beach this year-one. One time. If I were a teacher I think I may spend days just sitting in the sun. I would relearn how to surf and maybe even start fishing. I would also consume a lot more margarettas.

2. Your day is over by 3:00ish- currently I am working 8 to noon and 3 to 8 at night. I have to have lunches off cause no one comes in at lunch time. It sucks. I go home, eat dinner, and get ready for the next day. If I were done by 3:00 I think I might read every single book ever written. I would go on long walks with my dog and play my guitar to redeveloped my skills.

3. You can coach a sport if you want- I would love to coach the throwing events at a high school, but there is no way I will be able to take off two to three hours in the afternoon. I also miss being part of a team.

4. There is always an end- It seems one of the things I miss is an end date, a day to look forward to. Summer vacation, a week off at Christmas, spring break...all those "last day before" days.

5. Field Trips- what, I get to go to the Franklin institute and White's Bog..Freakin' Sweet!!! I know I could go by myself on the weekend, but it just seems like it would be a lot more fun with 100 screaming kids (that may get old real quick).

I know there are a ton of downsides to teaching such as stupid kids, smelly kids, jerk ass kids, fat kids, and chalk dust but looking at it as an outsider, it seems like a pretty good gig.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Okay, new post

I'll try to write more often. It feels like I have nothing to talk about lately, at least nothing of interest. If I think of something, I'll let all you know.