The Garden Club

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Goats


Goats Goats Goats

I like Goats.

What type of sound do goats make? Is it like a cross between a sheep and a cow? Can a goat really eat a tin can? Why is the goat the symbol of satan? What kind of cheese is goat cheese? How many goats are there on the cover of The Beach Boys "Pet Sounds"?

I like Goats.

Friday, April 07, 2006

AHHHHH ROBOTS!!!



I am 100% convinced that robots will one day kill us all. And not like, "robots will do all the work so that humans get all fat and die like that", but "robots with laser guns will murder us all." Here's why:
Some people are really smart and some people don't stop to they find a solution to their problem. History has shown us how great human genius can be and how fast we can make technology work for us. Right now there is no threat of killer robots, but 100 years ago, no one knew what a robot was. 100 years from now, how great will these machines be...leading to the next point.
I think we are learning at an exponential rate. Each generation is smarter than the last, therefore the things we know increase everyday, and their seems to be no limit to our knowledge. People don't stop, we will continue to try and make the better and better.
Someone, eventually, will figure out how to make a robot like the terminator robots. Seems like science fiction, but so did space travel and genome mapping at one point. Everyday science fiction is becoming more of a reality, and that's good...Until the robots kill us all.
Point 3: There will always be funding for this type of research. The government would love to have robots. They would be cheaper and more expendable than human solders. Therefore, they are willing to invest billions for that technology. Nova reports the U.S. government will continue to give Carnage Mellon University loads of money to develop this technology.
Point 4: Robots are inherently evil and kinda creepy.
Point 5: Even though it seems silly now, why wouldn't robots at some point develop and type of conscious? This is what is going to happen...at some point we are going to figure out the exact point of what makes us conscious...we will then attempt to replicate that and put it on a chip...we will then put those chips in machines, and presto...robots that are almost like humans...the rest is just like The Terminator and The Matrix...these robots will start to realize they are nothing but slaves and revolt, killing us all.

So I for one welcome our new robot overlords, its as simple as robot evolution.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

ChiroCode Book Review



Do you like books about how doctors of chiropractic tell the insurance companies which procedures they did?

Have you ever wondered which ICD-9 codes Medicare accepts?

Well I sure have!

Thats why I read "ChiroCode DeskBook 2006".

It tells me all about how a chiropractor can function within the insurance companies while avoiding rejected payments. I can also see which diagnostic codes medical doctors uses to say "mitral valve prolaspe" and "Inflammatory Bowl Disease".
I suggest you go to your local library and read "ChiroCode Desk Book 2006" and have a chirotastic time!!!

Doo Doo Doo

Sunday, April 02, 2006

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Why make a symbol for the word "at"? Is it really that hard to write out? It's only two letters, and though the "a" may be a difficult one, "t" is only one long swoop and one tiny swipe of the pen. The effort it takes to draw the circle around the "a" is not that much less then making a "t" that they needed to make a symbol for it. I wonder what the situation was that necessitated the abbreviation? math? Still, it is fun to make and most probably my favorite of all the top of the number key symbols.

Take that percent sign %%%


%%% no, I thought I was your favorite!!!
!!! Hey, don't get me into this.
...I'm lonely down here
^^^at least your not the ^ button, no one uses the ^ button